DON'T PET THE POLAR BEAR

Let's lighten the mood a bit, shall we? I'm an educator in a museum. I lead tours, write and teach programs, and organize family events. My office is accessed in one of our galleries. My door is usually open for visitors with questions, so I hear whatever's going on out there. I also walk the halls and galleries frequently, especially when we’re busy. I present for your amusement "Things Overheard in the Museum". I wish to note that my tally for the number of times I’ve had to say “Don’t pet the polar bear” is in the hundreds and my counter for the Justin Beaver jokes aimed at our taxidermy beaver has broken. 04/18/2018: "No, I'm not going to shock myself for your amusement." 01/22/2018: "I just had to call down the to Planetarium to tell them to use their inside voices." We are closed to the public today. O_o 01/10/2018: There's a couch with a cross-section of cushion cut away so you can see how the springs and pa...